Riddles ???????????
2008-11-15, 03:45
Some Suggested Riddles
What animal is gray and has a trunk? | A mouse going on vacation |
What animal eats and drinks with its tail? | All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating or drinking. |
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? | Because then the children have to play inside. |
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? | Read the label. |
Why is an eye doctor like a teacher? | They both test the pupils. |
Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose his job? | Because he could not control his pupils. |
Why is mayonnaise never ready? | Because it is always dressing. |
Do you know the story about the skunk? | Never mind, it stinks. |
What does an envelope say when you lick it? | Nothing. It just shuts up. |
Why do cows wear bells? | Because their horns don't work. |
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? | Because he is lying. |
What is the best way to prevent milk from turning sour? | Leave it in the cow. |
Why does a dog wag his tail? | Because no one else will wag it for him |
- Akram.
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Re: Riddles ???????????
2008-12-17, 06:57
many thanks
- the guideStarter
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Re: Riddles ???????????
2008-12-18, 23:54
thanks a lot.I really like this kind of riddles.
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