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    2012-02-01, 09:37
    Some jokes
    1-About school:

    *A history joke:

    Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
    Because there were so many knights!

    Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
    Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

    *An ideal homework excuse:

    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

    Teacher: How much is half of 8?
    Pupil: Up and down or across?
    Teacher: What do you mean?
    Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

    An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.

    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
    Student: I is the...
    Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
    Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
    Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
    Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

    A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)
    Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
    A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel.
    Q: What starts with E, has an E in the middle, ends with E and only has one letter?
    A: An envelope.
    Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
    A: A stamp.
    Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
    A: A blackboard.

    2-About Exams:

    Teacher
    : I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
    Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!
    Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
    Pupil: How did you know?
    Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither»!

    Father: How were the exam questions?
    Son: Easy
    Father: Then why look so unhappy?
    Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
    Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test
    Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !
    Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test?
    Son: Absence
    Father: You were absent on the day of the test?
    Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

    3-About sexes:

    Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes.
    Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
    A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
    A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first!
    My second half

    -Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
    One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
    Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
    His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
    A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
    With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right; my mother liked her very much."
    The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
    Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."


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    2012-02-05, 02:51
    Thank you very much for your fruitful contribution

    Great job ! Wishing for more works of this kind ...

    Thanks a million
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